When The Rubber Hits The Rude
It never ceases to amaze and bemuse me how you can go up to a cashier at a grocery or convenience store, and more often than not, the clerk behind the till gives you this funny look because you've included a box of condums in your purchases. Why is that?
Admittedly, with this latest funny look I've been given, I smiled at the young man and said, "Yeah, I'm getting laid tonight. And you?"
Oh well, I suppose it's better than me smiling at the cashier and saying, "She has syphilus, so better safe than sorry."
Today's Disclaimer: that last remark in no way implies that Mel has any such ailment. The Canadiam Immigration's medical services can verify that. We are both happy to say that Mel-chan is syphilus-free!
posted by Phillip at 4:45 PM
